It will be Oliver North. Predictably, the complaints about the cost are airing. The writer kvetches that UNC-CH isn’t bringing in Nelson Mandela instead. Maybe he could persuade student fees distributors into giving up their beach retreat for a shot at Nelson.

But at least UNC-CH decided against inviting pro-life speakers for Women’s Week. And Ralph Nader and this fellow have both dropped by recently.

Then again, UNC-CH isn’t bringing in a porn star as UNCG just did.