Surely, you are annoyed by government telling you not to drink and drive. This year, we are told that designated drivers are supposed to be sober. Who’da thunk? What’s more, they’re not even supposed to be popping pills, snorting, or shooting up. We learn that when we’re impaired, we can have a friend, taxi, or bus take us home. As always, the objective is to get home to beat your wife.

The City of Asheville decided to take to social media to get these points across. It seems a weird use of government, but the cinematography is so on fleek, I just had to share.