I propose the following new definitions:
Security – Setting your person and property up for violation.
I thought of this yesterday when I saw a key-making kiosk at Lowe’s. You insert your credit card and key, and viola! Now, there is no way on earth that software could ever be written to match the credit card details with the form of the key. Why, no. And even if it were at all possible, nobody, not even unethical hackers or NSA agents, would try to access the information, would they? But then, if some snoopy power-monger wants to walk around your house whenever, he could propose storage of your data with a special pin number – for your security – unless you ever lose your keys.
Insanity – Miley Cyrus.
A day doesn’t pass that one doesn’t hear, “Einstein said the definition of insanity is . . .” Most of my associates know I have differences of opinion with Einstein; mainly, in that it is easier to explain electromagnetic radiation in terms of charge and mass already existing than with warping space. At least from my experience reading novels and watching old movies on TV, insanity is better described as being out of control, without boundaries, voluntarily or involuntarily.
