Get a load of this headline in Wednesday?s online version of the Winston-Salem Journal:

?Lizzie Dole may run for head of GOP campaign panel?

I happen to know that Sen. Dole doesn?t even like being called ?Liddy,? which is a real nickname of hers. But ?Lizzie?? What, was someone thinking about axes?

UPDATE: Never let it be said that the Locker Room doesn?t get results. Within about a hour of this original post, the offending headline over at the Journal had been changed to read ?Elizabeth Dole.?