Well, we knew it would happen eventually, but …

… we didn’t expect it already.

Yes, UNC-Wilmington has a student center for “Non-Traditional Students,” too. (A non-traditional students is “[a]nyone who feels they do not fit the traditional college student profile.” They are “an extremely diverse group.”) The previous week was Non-Traditional Student Week at UNCW.

The story comes awfully close to imitating my satirical article a few years ago about UNC-Chapel Hill building a student center for “students who deliberately choose not to identify themselves according to their race or gender.”