Duke has named a replacement for 17-year VP for Public Relations John Burness. He’s 45-year-old Duke alum Michael Schoenfeld, a 1984 grad.

Duke President Richard Brodhead had this to say about Shoenfeld:

“For a pretty young man, he has an extraordinary record of accomplishment,” Brodhead said.

OK, maybe 45 is young, but I’m not so sure how pretty he is.