Se.cu.ri.ty (n.) si-‘kyur-e-te doublespeak to mislead the bourgeois into believing obtrusive hassles intended to degrade them into feeling like pieces of meat are for their own good
The moment you have been waiting for will arrive Monday when Asheville City Hall’s new security system goes online. Now, any petty bourgeois attempting to approach the seraphic host of exalted members of city council must be processed by a metal detector.
As a word of caution, you may wish to change your choice in music. A self-proclaimed metal head, I am always setting the detector off before county commissioner meetings.
