I am throwing in the towel. I am tired of trying to rise above the fray. I was thinking about time management and how I only read email once a day unless I’m expecting something specific. I supposed I might make myself more useful to humanity if I only dedicated the first ten minutes of every waking hour, sort of like the Mohammedan call to prayer, to raising my awareness about alternative genders (which would probably mean watching porn). I don’t think that would be enough.

Trying to cover local news, I am surrounded by calls to write about what used to be pornographic. And so, here is your first installment today from the progressive enlightened land of Asheville, where sex is government, and government is sex:


May I rub your nose in it as I have rubbed mine until we are all blue in the face.